She says: He put the dog down
She says: I want a chocolate milkshake
She adds: And fries
She says: He said she had a good life, finally
She says: He said everyone loved her in the end
She says: I bought a new face cream called “vital glow”
She says: Try some
She says: Humility refused to make pancakes for me
She inisits: Humble won’t make me a proper breakfast
She whispers: What am I doing here?
She says: He said it was time for her to go
Jenny McPhee 
I’m crying
I’m sharing this gem on my Facebook page.